Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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