so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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