What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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