Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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