I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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