Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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