yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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