I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
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So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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