i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Still dying that you shit outside
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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