I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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