He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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