some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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