I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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