I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
My hand turned me down
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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