so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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