we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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