Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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