fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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