So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Randomize
