I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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