i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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