There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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