Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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