is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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