I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
The feeling are messing with the penis
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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