Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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