if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
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They are going to name an STD after you.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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