Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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