office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I will pee on everything he values.
Rumble strips road head = magical
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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