new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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