Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Bang-toberfest begins!!
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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