ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I will pee on everything he values.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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