His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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