So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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