Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
NoShamevember. You game?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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