halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
The convent might be a nice break from real life
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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