I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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