my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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