Can i not drive my cunt home
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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