So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
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Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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