Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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