yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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