I swear god or herbie drove my car home
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
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Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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