He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
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You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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