saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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