Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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