So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
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I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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