You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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