Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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