This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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